A French Bulldog meet up is a heck of a lot of fun.
WIND AT A PERFECTLY PLEASANT TEN KNOTS.
CLEAR SKIES ALL THE WAY TO THE HORIZON.
AT LEAST TWO THOUSAND MILES FROM ANY SORT OF LAND MASS …
YES, SIR. THIS IS AS FAR FROM MY EX-WIFE AS YOU CAN GET WITHOUT GOING INTO SPACE.
How I see my dog VS how my dog sees me. You can view the rest of the comic here: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_how_see
Puppies’ Date Ends With Awkward Kiss
Everything was going well for John and Cindy, two Shiba Inu puppies from Long Beach, CA who went on a date to the Olive Garden last Saturday.
John was being witty, Cindy had hilarious work stories locked and loaded, and they both looked fantastic. Dinner was delicious, too (Cindy had the Herb Grilled Salmon and John ordered the Tour of Italy). It looked like a second date was definitely in the cards.
Then came the kiss.
“I’m still not sure what happened,” said Francine Baker, Cindy’s roommate. “She came in about 10:30, completely flustered. She didn’t really want to talk about it, but from what I gather, John is just a really bad kisser.”
No word yet on whether the two dogs will be able to move past the incident and see each other again.
Via mugi_tsuko,
Carry on.
It’s patio season!
